My friends and I spent the entire work day Friday trying to figure out what to do that night and let me tell you people, I don’t get paid enough for that kind of stress. Eventually we decided on an excellent idea (see #1) that ended up being a huge success but it was definitely took some brain power to get there and unfortunately I have now maxed myself out until the new year. I know we have all been in this predicament before so I went ahead and created a list of a few ideas to mix things up on the weekends:
2. If your friends are all busy, finally agree to go on a date with that guy who has been pestering you and be as obnoxious and disgusting as possible. If he is wearing a shirt with a pocket, lean on his shoulder while laughing and “accidentally” drool in it. Spill your drink all over yourself and then laugh like a crazed lunatic. When he goes for the kiss, either head butt him or kiss him and then immediately spit while looking back at him, disgusted.
3. Dress up as unattractive as possible, use a fake name and create an alternate personality.
In the pictures above I was a white trash mother of a whole litter of kids named Rock, Stick, Grass, Chair, Rock, Grass, and Headstone. My sisters and I had thick accents and we dominated the dance floor with some incredible dance moves that would move your soul. We were a real hit and we got so many free drinks we had to start throwing them over our shoulders. (Party foul)
Unfortunately the weekend is over now so unless you are way more awesome than I am and go to bed post 9 pm on the weekdays, you will have to wait a whole week to use those gems. Until then, get those flasks ready; the work week is upon us!