Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Many Faces of KMT

For starters, my normal, every day 100% sober face:


My second most natural face: The look of terror before battling a wild cat.  This one is an especially tricky one because I'm not really terrified at all, it's simply an act to get the upperhand. Gets 'em everytime.
Kasey: 4 // Wild Cats: 0


The only cat that truly terrifies me is my own.



Then of course, my most seductive look. I use this pretty little number when trying to holler at men sitting on the patio when I'm inside of a restaurant. Works everytime, ladies.
Warning: You get quite a bit of dust in the mouth during this process.


Another look that really gets the men going:


And lastly, the look you hope you will never have to see in person.
My angry face. The one I have on 100% of the work day, during my daily commute and when the bartender doesn't bring my next drink promptly after my first was completed.



Happy Thursday, party people.

13 comments:

Kayla Peveler said...

Those are some amazing faces, girlfriend. HA! Angry eyes? ;)

Ashley @ LocalPostcards said...

Well I know that I'd never want to piss you off, that's for sure!!!

Lauren Dandridge said...

thank you for the laugh KMT.

Lisa said...

haha thanks for making my day better with this!
xoxo

Andiepants said...

You are a fucking catch..dust bunnies in your tongue and all!

Andie's Traveling Pants

Hilary said...

This kinda cracked me up. That's how I look at my cat too.

Cortne Martin cocoinmagnolia said...

Love your modesty! Love your sense of humor! Love that I feel happier after reading your blog! My day is brighter.
Cortne :)

ifs ands Butts said...

hahahaha the glowing red eyes - freaking awesome. Just found your blog - newest follower! I have a feeling we'll get along well...

Helene said...

hahahaha this is just amazing.

and second- sorry i don't know how to reply to you on google plus (see also I suck at life) which ad? i will try to see why. sorry but THRILLED to have you!

Lauren @ Love, Water and Wine said...

hahahaha! These are hilarious! I hate commuting too. It's the worst. And bartenders ignoring us in our time of need? No bueno.

Lesley said...

I seriously love you. haha!!!

Madeline said...

I seriously love you hahaha I need to just have you write my blog for me from now on

Shelly@Shelly No Belly said...

I'm dying over here. You are so funny! You totally need a tv show!!