New layout! Moving on up.

BAM. Check out my new blog. It's definitely not looking it's worst and I don't like to brag but I did it ALL BY MYSELF. I'm practically a computer programmer and while I am on the topic of how I excel at using computers/the internet, I also tweeted for the first time ever today. #winning. I can't think of a more appropriate time to mention that I type an impressive 65 words per minute, have 20/20 vision, never get bit by mosquitoes, have zero allergies and I pee faster than any other human being known to man. But again, I hate to brag.

I have spent my entire evening working on my Smashbook and cleaning and I couldn't help that notice that whatever room I am heading into, my dog always seems to choose the other?  Meanwhile, of course, Nine is stage five clinging and 100% in my face at all times.

Throw me a bone here, buddy.

It's obvious that Riley is playing a little hard to get but two can play that game sister, so I do what any emotionally stable woman would do: Pick up Nine and bring him to the other room so Riley can watch me smother him with fake love and affection. Riley didn't show it, but she was jealous and Nine got his weekly petting so I killed two birds with one stone.

 I will leave you with just one more tidbit of talent and say if you are crafty at all and haven't started Smashbooking, you are ruining your own life. Fact.