Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Welcome me to Blogland

Good morning 'Merica.

The day you have all been waiting for has finally arrived, I have decided to join blogland! Hold applause but please join my list of followers ASAP so I don't feel bad about myself.

A little about me: I'm a retired gymnast  (bod is still rock solid) that has moved on to bigger and better things. (IT recruiting) Although I am currently single, I have already promised my first 4 offspring to a lady I met at the grocery store a few months ago. Coincidentally, we were both reaching for the same pack of gushers at the same time so I did what I think any reasonable girl would have done in that situation and signed a contract in blood guaranteeing her my first 4 children in exchange for the delightful treat. I really enjoyed those gushers and only regret having signed the contract because as it turns out, we were on the wrong aisle and there were actually plenty more on another shelf. None the less, the contract was signed and I am out four children. I would like to think this little detail will not deter me from getting a ring on this finger but some men seem to be very deadset on keeping their offspring.

In my free time I spend time with my three friends and family members which you can expect to see photographed regularly in addition to my sweet puppy princess and my adorable nephew. On that note, I will leave you with a few photos:

(Nephew, Sawyer. Love of my life
Puppy girl, Riley. Love of my life #2.

 1/3 of my friends. Hey girl hey. (The REAL MZ -not to be mistaken for the Fake MZ)
Thumbsize photo of my cat, Nine. He will pretty much be irrelevant.


Monica zuniga said...

So glad you joined blogland, can't wait to see your comedic/entertaining post on a somewhat daily basis. I will try to make this as famous as possible so our reality TV show won't be quite as big of a shock once we join the world of real TV.

Lauren said...

yay! i'll be regular stalking this bad boy

Ally said...

Welcome to the blogosphere!

Email me to talk about button swapping! missyaya04 [at] gmail [dot] com

Shelly@Shelly No Belly said...

Ahaha I love your blog!!! So glad you found me. As soon as I get home {and over this hangover} I will be following.

Meghan said...

Love it!

& I would totally promise my first four offspring to a lady for gushers, I mean c'mon, they're GUSHERS!

Found your blog through Taylor's giveaway!